Lonely hearts columns aren’t a modern phenomenon. Search our historical newspapers and you’ll find numerous examples of ‘matrimonial advertisements’ from the 1800s and 1900s.
The notices can often make for amusing reading. We’ve collected together a few of our favourites to provide you with some tips for finding love. You may or may not want to take the advice…
1) Be overly specific and insulting
An American woman advertised for a husband in 1920, advising that he ‘can have any colour hair except red’. She also specified that he must not be ‘fresh from Ireland’.
Lancashire Evening Post – Monday 29 November 1920
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In 1933, a newspaper claimed that a Nazi was searching for a woman ‘rectangular in body and soul’. His advert stated that no ‘dancing dolls’ should apply.
Gloucester Citizen – Tuesday 14 November 1933
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2) Use emotional blackmail
A German architect placed this advert in 1894. It was worded it as if it had been written by his son, a ‘very pretty little boy, age a year and a half, who has had the misfortune to lose his dear mamma’.
Leeds Times – Saturday 12 May 1894
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3) Be brutally honest about what you need
When searching for a wife in 1832, a man from Dorset bluntly stated that ‘I do not want a second family. I want a woman to look after the pigs while I am out at work’.
Dorset County Chronicle – Thursday 23 August 1832
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A student placed this romantic notice in a French newspaper in 1863. He declared that he wished to meet ‘a young lady who will advance him money to finish his university career’.
Bedfordshire Times and Independent – Tuesday 04 August 1863
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4) Describe your best assets
In this advertisement from 1899, a Japanese woman said she had ‘cloud-like hair, a flowery face, willow-like waist and crescent eyebrows’.
Dover Express – Friday 10 March 1899
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5) Go on about your ex
A woman searching for a second husband in 1931 specified that he ‘must be a Naval man like her first’. This, she said, was because he was ‘one of the best and I think there is none to beat them’.
Portsmouth Evening News – Friday 21 August 1931
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6) Never give up your search
This final notice appeared in 1924, describing a 106-year-old woman’s search for a husband. She stated that she was looking for the type of man she used to meet in the ‘good old Victorian days’.
Dundee Courier – Saturday 01 November 1924
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Have you found any entertaining lonely hearts stories in the newspapers? Tell us about them in the comments section below.
5 comments On 6 terrible love tips from history’s lonely hearts
These are hilarious.
Glad you enjoyed reading them, Suzi!
I found Mrs Pennick in the 1911 census. She was b1831.
Well done, Helena. Could you share the census image or a link to it? We’d love to take a look.
Very helpful and Great information,
we appreciate advise especially coming from a professional.
Thanks again and keep up the great work!